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As I usually explain later, if a joke is coming, I have to let it out into the world.

They will fucking die, one by one

This shitpost is so shitty it keeps making me angry for a few seconds, and then I calm down remembering it’s a shitpost, and then the cycle repeats. Outstanding!

Yeah, I think it should be really warm in such costumes

I found them under a different brand:
https://www.beflamboyant.com/collections/vegan-barefoot-collection/products/off-white-barefoot-sneakers-purpose

Ew. This is not cheese.

I’m a 40yo, and when I play guessing game with people, they say something like “you’re not older than 26”. I just think that I’m probably lucky with genetics , but that doesn’t really change what I do or who I meet with. And I’m emotionally like 21, so it works for me

“Gross” is what 10 year olds say about broccoli

It’s only 40, and we are working on greenwich time to ensure on- and offboarding are standardized.

The structured user information is what I think killed the “free” vibe of the early internet: you naturally see a lot of information even before you contact anyone. That removes some intimacy of exchanging information about who you are, in a way you want. Around 2000, I was playing pool with random people on Yahoo Games, and trying to learn English talking to them. I’ve met a girl of my age from Jakarta, I talked to some boomer Arizona cowboy who was relieved to know “we’re not fucking commies anymore” (I`m Russian). These were interesting conversations where we discovered each other. Now I wouldn’t talk to the guy like that, because “I see we probably don’t have much in common, and he wrote this and that to other people”

You are an embarrassment to the 40yo community. Hereby we are throwing you out. Aye, brothers?

And the person doing that is a bad driver and/or has attention problems

Just your usual android phone

“Rape”, not “assault”

I left reddit because fuck them
I still read through reddit pages if they come up in search - there’s just too much useful info to ignore it. But I’m not going there directly

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A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like “he was reaching out for a dildo!”
Police britality!

• Officer, I inform you that i own a dildo and a concealed carry license for a dildo.
• Where is it located?
• It’s up my ass, sir.
• I’m gonna ask you to present it.
• Pardon?
• Sir, please get out of your vehicle…now slowly pull down your pants…slowly…ahh… Now put your hands on the hood and spread your legs. Thaaats riiight…

Here we go, I’m writing smut.

Not strong like a tank, I meant by attitude. Ok, you invent whatever person you want in your head.

In my case, you’re wrong, the guy is like a tank, insecurity is not the case. I see some people trying to “dig deeper”:

• “maybe the women have insecurities, so it is them who are to blame”
• “maybe the asshole is not an asshole, he just has a childhood trauma”
  No, he is a confident asshole, and his “charm” works one some women (and not each of them falls into made-up categories). People look for patterns too much. “I’m a red-piller” - lol, that’s a first.
  Note, I’m not protecting the guy, but he is not a comic-book villain with an origin story. He just happens to be successful in finding one-night stands because of a personal trait.
  Edit: forgotten line breaks