The party of Jesus probably couldn’t even tell you the ten commandments without looking them up. That’s partially because several of them are loosely the same idea, but also most Christians are practicing both religion and politics based on vibes. They aren’t based in facts or books, bible or otherwise.

Let’s fucking go.

Edit: for that matter, “LFG, LFG!” is a grammatically correct acronym sentence.

Leanbeefpatty is also actually natty, which I think is why I still find her hella attractive despite the fact that she could probably snap me like a twig.

Steroids are effective, but I personally don’t usually like what they create.