fuck thousands for a coffin. or hundreds for an urn. can i legally be burried in butcher paper?
can i donate my body to science and skip burrial all together?
i want my final action to be a big middle finger to the funeral industry picking on people in their weakest moments.
Who pays if you get so irradiated that you need to be buried in a lead casket, like the firefighters at Chernobyl?
Walmart.