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    7 days ago

    Brah. Same. Ngl imma just Kurt Cobain when I turn 27 and I’m still a virgin. 3 years left.

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      Why not just hire somebody? Like, I get that it isn’t ideal, but if you’ve gone a quarter century without intimacy and you desire it, it can be obtained with a little cash and a week of research.

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        I’ve got a funny story about that. We tried to call hookers with the boys, but got some weird dudes saying that they’re gonna fuck us up. A few days later they indeed fucked us up. It’s still a fucking mystery to me how they found us. Anyhow, it’s hard to find anyone to pay here. Best bet are girls that fuck around, but it requires them liking you first and also spending money, and I never really got past the liking part. Maybe it’s different in other places, I dunno.

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        Young children don’t have a drive for sex or intimacy (normally). Esentially (almost) everybody is aroace until puberty.

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              I did not imply that at all. I said “ if you’ve gone a quarter century without intimacy and you desire it.” So, if 25 years pass and they desire, but are unable to obtain, a sexual encounter, they should simply hire someone rather than kill themselves, as the poster said they were considering.

              I’m honestly at a loss for how you interpreted that as me saying they were looking for action as a child.

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        I mean Ronnie McNutt style, I didn’t know much about Kurt lore my bad

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      Just visit a prostitute. It’s tranactional. You get to choose and you don;t have to pretend to love somebody just to get laid.