• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 days ago

      You don’t like the idea of having someone gently pet you and scratch behind your ears while they tell you how pretty and nice you are and how they’ll take care of you?

      Cause it’s pretty fucking nice even just as a game to play for a couple of hours.

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          Enjoy! Sounds like you have your shit together.

          The five steps to a satisfying sex life:

          • Know what you want

          • Accept what you want

          • Learn how to communicate what you want

          • Actually communicate what you want

          • Don’t be too quick to decide who can and can’t give you what you want

          Every one of these is way harder to do than say though.

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          I’ve both held and been on the leash at clubs.

          “Can I introduce my pet to you? She really likes ear scratches.”

          People are WAY nicer to each other’s pets than to other humans. It’s nice to get that.

          Out in the street, yeah more people aren’t going to get it, but then again, fuck the haters.