You receive a letter in the mail informing you that you have been exposed to high amounts of Monsanto’s RoundupWeedkiller, which is highly correlated to non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma (NHL). Monsanto/Bayer have been ordered to award you a settlement of $10,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your local currency):
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You receive a letter in the mail informing you that you have been exposed to high amounts of Monsanto’s Roundup Weedkiller, which is highly correlated to non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma (NHL). Monsanto/Bayer have been ordered to award you a settlement of $10,000,000.0 (or the equivalent in your local currency):
Oh no
Yeah. Good news is that’s more than enough money for the rest of your life. Bad news is: that might not be for very long.
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