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Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

Donald Trump suggests replacing ‘ugly’ wind farms with giant gold turbines depicting him swinging a golf club

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Donald Trump suggests replacing ‘ugly’ wind farms with giant gold turbines depicting him swinging a golf club

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Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago
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US President Donald Trump has lashed out once again at Scottish wind farms, calling them a “hideous blight on the land,” before proposing a “beautiful, classy, and frankly genius” alternative: 100-…
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    “What in- Oh, the Onion.”

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    When asked why, Trump said…“Only I should be able to kill the birds.”.

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    I bit the onion when I saw this headline, really sounds like something he’d say

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      I agree, this timeline sucks. It shouldn’t be this easy to bite the onion…

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      Same. God I hate this timeline.

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      Same. How stupid is the world to where we are reading this absolutely moronic headline and thinking the president of the united states actually said that.

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      Yes it’s really hard to figure out at a glance

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    The worst is, at this point it’s pretty hard to distinguish between satire and things he actually said 😕

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    Had to carefully check it’s not !nottheonion@lemmy.world

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    For fuck’s sake, don’t give him any ideas!

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    Oh ferchrissake… Now I have the image of that fat butt swinging a golf club replacing a graceful wind turbine in my head.

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    Fucking hell, satire is dead.

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