I don’t know OP well enough to complete the meme, but I did work for Apple for many years, and several of these details don’t match their script at all.
Missing parts? The interior of that phone is one soldered piece. Just shrugging the question off? Apple people will talk your head off about the diagnostic test to sound clever. Battery swap? They would have been looking at replacing the whole unit because that’s how they roll.
This story is a lie.
What’s next, you’re going to tell me the story is homosexual as well?!?
I don’t know OP well enough to complete the meme, but I did work for Apple for many years, and several of these details don’t match their script at all.
Missing parts? The interior of that phone is one soldered piece. Just shrugging the question off? Apple people will talk your head off about the diagnostic test to sound clever. Battery swap? They would have been looking at replacing the whole unit because that’s how they roll.
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