While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.
trump. musk. putin.
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priming the orifice
Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg
“I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean”
We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won’t believe #5!
Various stages of holding in your pee
Kenshi character creation
The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.
Man without arms attempts pole vault
Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.
Vlad’s highschool diary
fig 1 fart
fig 2 shart
fig 3 diarrhea
Pooperation (Poop Preparation)
An analysis of trump’s posture?
For real though, the left one is 100% how Trump stands. I’m not even kidding. The dude has his aides set a little wedge behind the lectern, to lift his toes and make him look like he’s standing upright.
