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minus-squaresalacious_coaster@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·25 days agoAlmost ate the onion here. I was like, exploding Tesla sandwiches, sure. I am curious about the specifics, but not incredulous.
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·25 days agoThat’s why at restaurants I always say, “Hold the onion.”
minus-squareMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·25 days agoLol! My thought process went like: Well of course they microwave their sandwiches. Wait‽… You can’t superheat tuna salad. There are too many nucleation sites.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agoAh, my fellow-in-arms! You too know the glorious spectacle of microwaved foil & fork! Huzzah! For SCIENCE!
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·24 days agodid they put samsung batteries in there.
minus-squaredylanmorgan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agoSame. I thought to myself, if anyone could/would fail so hard that they made an exploding sandwich, it’d be Elon musk.
minus-squareCheems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 days agoI read it at a weird angle and thought it said something about sex injury.
Almost ate the onion here. I was like, exploding Tesla sandwiches, sure. I am curious about the specifics, but not incredulous.
That’s why at restaurants I always say, “Hold the onion.”
Lol! My thought process went like:
Ah, my fellow-in-arms! You too know the glorious spectacle of microwaved foil & fork! Huzzah! For SCIENCE!
did they put samsung batteries in there.
Sam sung note eight
Same. I thought to myself, if anyone could/would fail so hard that they made an exploding sandwich, it’d be Elon musk.
I read it at a weird angle and thought it said something about sex injury.