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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days ago

Six Injured at Tesla Diner After Tuna Melt Sandwich Explodes

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Six Injured at Tesla Diner After Tuna Melt Sandwich Explodes

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days ago
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Emergency crews were dispatched to the newly opened Tesla Diner after six patrons were left with life threatening injuries as a result of one of the restaurant's tuna melt sandwiches blowing up.
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  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub
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    Almost ate the onion here. I was like, exploding Tesla sandwiches, sure. I am curious about the specifics, but not incredulous.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      That’s why at restaurants I always say, “Hold the onion.”

    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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      Lol! My thought process went like:

      Well of course they microwave their sandwiches. Wait‽… You can’t superheat tuna salad. There are too many nucleation sites.

      • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ah, my fellow-in-arms! You too know the glorious spectacle of microwaved foil & fork! Huzzah! For SCIENCE!

    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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      Same. I thought to myself, if anyone could/would fail so hard that they made an exploding sandwich, it’d be Elon musk.

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      did they put samsung batteries in there.

      • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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        Sam sung note eight

    • Cheems@lemmy.world
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      I read it at a weird angle and thought it said something about sex injury.

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    Almost thought this was actual news…

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