I understand and apologize I didn’t mean to attack you I was just being an internet asshole.
To make it up to you if you ever need someone to hold the bag I’ll do it because I’m going to take my chances and run. Dont worry , when we meet back up it will all be there. I always figured I’m not under arrest until the cuffs are on and they got me in the car
It’s funny the way it works sometimes. Like some freaky cosmic conspiracy!
I’ve always got my eyes peeled and I still check cigarette packs before I toss them in the trash 😂
Woah I haven’t thought about that since high school. I vaguely remember an inside joke between some dope smoking buddies and i where we would say call the police in that nervous voice
He will use that term 25 times in the next week. He definitely just heard someone like vance say it
I remember watching “Bonfire of the Vanities” and thinking , this is great they nailed it then Tom Hanks gets off scot free . 🗣Boooo! HISSSSS! FUCKING COWARDS! FUCK YOU!!! 🍅 🍅 🍅
Because I like pit bulls and deisel VW’s. Nobody here likes them enough to post every day …or even once a month …or even once every 6 months…maybe once a year
But I’m confident they will one day ! Viva la Pit Bulls !!! Viva La Lemmy!!!
I help friends and family with minor plumbing repairs and they will tell me:
oh I had “x” company come and they did that
" well it’s all wrong "
They charged me a lot of money for that!
" why on earth would you have called them"
Because I saw their advertisement on TV. I thought they were good
" nah they’re crooks"
Well, it is never a convenient time. You wind up missing a day of work and they give ( at least in my state) the potential juror $20 for your trouble. I never get picked and have a hard time staying awake throughout the day.
There is definitely a great responsibility involved and I answer the questioning truthfully so I have never get selected by both the prosecution and the defense.
Ha! One of the best movies. Part two was great as well 🤙
I too have enjoyed many ground scores over the years. Only once did i toss it. I think I found ~ a gram of some really shitty shake and bake meth. Not big on meth and it just looked foul. Just glad someone else didn’t pick it up.
One of the craziest was finding an 1/8th of fire coke on my birthday after having to work a double. I was so mad all day after realizing we were going to be stuck on a job to get a building back in service on my birthday. I pulled into a 7-11 to get a drink and when I opened the car door and looked down I could not believe my eyes. I looked around the parking lot , did a big yawn and stretch then bent down to tie my shoe expecting at any minute someone was going to say hey man that’s mine. Grabbed it, hoped back in the truck and slowly drove home.
The gods must be crazy!
Not everyone who likes drugs is an addict. Jeez some people just like to have a good time
Sounds like me with my $20 when I’m on jury duty
Then break tooth picks off in all the door locks, smash the windows or drill holes in the fuckin roof but causing chaos for your neighborhood is whack
Poke- hater since waaay back 🦾🦾🦾
Boop
Keep her away from those pokemon freaks
I would eat all the Boston creme in one day
Someone needs to make a meme of trump and elon as the island boys with a caption " epstein island boys"
Of course not but some may do free workshops just because they feel it may help their community.
I don’t work for free either but if my neighbor needs a new alternator or cabinet door fixed I will help/ show them how to fix it.