Is this just a meme, or not? I can’t tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I’d always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I’m at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

This sounds rather vain and I hate it, but when I was younger I was fairly attractive. Flashing a quick smile - the genuine kind, with your eyes, like you do when you’re happy to see someone - to women especially, but even men, would do wonders when I needed help.

Like in a crowded coffee shop - catch the busy waiter’s eye and smile, there was a huge likelihood my table would suddenly come next.

Of course being nice helps, people want to have pleasant interactions, but being attractive adds to that and gets you noted quicker.

Of course you can! I blame people all the time, and for a lot less!

And am I dead? Only socially.

The peasants are the ones who die in the fighting, not the lords.

How? Did they have a straw?

This reminded me of “tapa na pantera”.

Drinking seawater will kill someone quite fast…

I’m gonna be hopeful and assume that he means there’s probably no outright list of customers, as in, no black book with names, phone numbers and who they abused, but instead emails, messages etc that link a lot of very powerful people to disgusting crimes.

What are they, frogs?

What a nice looking stick you have there…

Newfag.

(sorry! seemed like the appropriate 4chan reply)

This.

And if for some reason someone is particularly compelled to throw their body, go in elbow first. A knee works too.

That’s their fantasy isn’t it? That a gay person would hit on then, but they never do (wonder why huh) and that’s why they’re so frustrated with life in general.

Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.

That’s really hard, which is why they went with preventing people from being able to access healthcare.

Yes, that’s the second arc.

In the first accident there were no half-spheres, the neutrons were being reflected back using bars of tungsten carbide placed around the exposed core.

Wiki photo from a recreation of the first incident:

In the second accident, a year later, the reflective material was the two beryllium half-spheres. Shims were used to ensure the two halves were never fully closed, which would trigger the nuclear chain reaction.

Supposedly, this guy liked to show off and had done this demonstration a dozen times in front of different audiences, wearing jeans and cowboy boots and using his screwdriver instead of the shims.

Some report that Fermi told the guy and others that “they would be dead in a year” if they kept doing that… and voila.

The good thing is that he at least was hunched over the core, so he mostly shielded everyone else in the room from the worst of the radiation by absorbing it himself. 9 days later, he was dead. The guy closest to him was in the hospital for several weeks with severe radiation poisoning, but at least survived but died fairly young, in his 50s, which may or may not have been related…

How will they exploit their position for profit though? Selling policy to the highest bidder like a regular corrupt politician? Pff have some class will you…

That was hilarious. Also kinda spooky to think that, if Japan hadn’t surrendered, Demon Core-kun would have been the 3rd nuke dropped over them.

The cartoon only covers the second story arc though, the one with the screwdriver.

In the first arc, the core is “nude” and they’re stacking neutron-reflecting bricks around it to bring it close to criticality. A scientist drops a brick by accident on top of the core and boom, blue light and you’re dead (takes 2 weeks for your body to notice though).

Ah I missed that, sorry. But that’s hilarious, I can imagine the Republican-level mental gymnastics that many democrats are now required to pull off so they can still support Cuomo.

That’s because it’s lifted from an actual security flyer, edited for funnies.

The original is probably this: