Whaddayamean there’s no such thing as a fish? I just ate one!

My plan B is to think of a plan C as fast as I can

This one is much better!

The “kind of” is doing the heavy lifting here

The toxic stuff is what bacteria leave behind, and you can’t cook that out.

Farting while sitting on it would be my guess

That’s also because the Netherlands are wildly in the wrong timezone. Especially during daylight savings.

The first time I saw this meme I was laughing so hard I fell of my dinosaur

Now I really want to try making a zucchini-cucumbersauce