Sky be like 👌 hah, made you look!
But how does the sky punch me? I’m I going to get struck by lightning?
Sky be like 👌 hah, made you look!
But how does the sky punch me? I’m I going to get struck by lightning?
We do!
We also call our midday meal ‘dinner’, and our evening meal ‘tea’!
I’ll be honest with you, I thought it was real. The guy they’re chasing in the photo looks exactly like the artist’s impression!
But nah, I know what you’re saying. This is just how the fuzz have to dress in Lemington.
Things just work different in Geordieland. I should know - I’m a Geordie!
TOON!! TOON!!
SHEARER!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
My bad, I’m just used to saying bottled, not canned. Fixed 👍
Is there any way of adding even more ads and pop ups? Like an anti AdBlock?
Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled “Liquid Death”.
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
Absolutely not! We’ve got months-old grease in the bottom of that tub. It adds to the flavour!
I’m sure this would be real if some of us got a chance, tbf
Disagree with the second one.
You’ve never seen people dining with photographs / stuffed toys / [other miscellaneous items] ?
Just use one of those LLMs that talk back to you in real time, give it the voice of your waifu, and put your phone near the photo / animé figurine / pony plushie with conveniently placed hole in the rear and you have a fully interactive evening out with your favourite fictional character!
🎶 You took my orchid / you took my orchid n turned it blue! 🎶
Deutsch ist sehr gut! Sie müssen Deutschlernen!
Thanks! Plenty of people questioned my choice - I questioned my choice 😂 - even as I was dropping hundreds on getting the dual controls installed.
But honestly, it has been such a perfect choice ❤️ thankfully the gearbox fucked up IN warranty! But apart from that one got no complaints. The learners love it as well!
Plenty of horsepower gives them confidence on the motorways 😎 and the power delivery is so smooth ❤️ it is literally just a Golf with a sporty body
Literally scrolled one down from this post to see the next post on my feed: “Drain Bamage”
Poster? This motherfucker right here 👆
I can not see the lie.
Why many word when few good
Streamline you
One of the core tenets of fascism is uniformity. Give trump some time to cook and I’m sure he’ll make school uniforms mandatory soon enough.
People forget that libraries are still a thing.
Sadly, a big problem with society is that we all want quick, easy fixes, of which there are none when it comes to mental health, and anyone who offers one - even an AI - is selling you that illustrious snake oil.
I love writing myself and I absolutely despise it.
Not to send you down the TV trope rabbit hole, but I believe it’s “The power of trust” where side characters put unreasonable amounts of trust into a character they’ve only just met (Doctor Who is a bloody classic at this one), mixed with a bit of “The Gift” where people will grant the protagonist unrealistically generous gifts for little to nothing in return.
And it’s not like CJ ever gets called out on the bullshit he does, either. The mission that absolutely stands out to me in terms of CJ’s insanity is the one where he straight up murders the construction site manager in cold blood for harassing Kendl.
Sure, the part where you wreck the construction site makes sense, but to then bury the guy in concrete is plain stupid. If I were Kendl I’d be fucking horrified 😅
Will of course it’s not a shitpost, the restrooms are closed!