not if you like anal

little?

I don’t think americans will have to wait 50 years :(

last one was dave the diver. Loved it

how the fuck a chair smells like poop?! Is he siting there without pants? Did he poop his pants in thr chair?!

when making rules it’s important to be as detailed as possible. In this case what does short represents? short related to what? also alcohol imcludes wine, wich all priests drink. Do this mean all priests are going to hell? (yeah we already know they are anyway for javing sex with kids, hust making a point)

If I drink that much coffe I’ll poop in the bathtub

Do you know how much a fucking CHEF works?!!! Wtf, Monica wouldn’t have time to spent all day in a coffe shop

Wait! Lizards that can fly lile birds?!! Dragons?!!!

Have you heard about Pluto? that’s messed up

People: omg I love this cat thing, they are so adorable and silly

God: hum…I can make it better

crrates Orange cat

God: ops forgot the brain

were they lizards or birds?! Idk anymore. Everyday they say something different

for years my mom forced us to go.to bed at 8pm ( I only.rebel.when I was about 12). All my childhood. Mind you we didn’t had phones so we would be there on the bed in the dark THINKING. And that’s why I have anxiety.

crying in 3d printing

After I started a 3d printing hobby all the hexes have been put to good use

a old.guy was to the ER with a ww2 bomb in his ass. They had yo call the police. Google it it’s ridiculous

It’s morbs time

I feel for younger americans. Your older generations ruined the country for you and now as a last effort they voted trump in.

He’s been doing illegal tgings since before he was president, he doesn’t give a shit and neither anyone else