I‘m 30 and my parents give me unwanted advice all the time. I’m very rebellious about it since it never went away. And a lot of times when I listened to them it turned out to be bad.

They’re also constantly judging my financial decisions, despite them only having money saved due to recent inheritance.

My cryptographic ass was sitting here like IBUUAHLBB

Who writes it that way???

It’s read out “500 less than steps a day”

Favorite subject of them grammar not was.

A regular US cup.

21572 calories is 21.5 kcal and sugar is 3870 calories per gram, or 387 kcal per 100 grams. The KILO literally means THOUSAND.

• no, I prefer the sex
• no, I hate when I can’t fly freestyle
• yes
• no, not enough
• ok is easy, I have a dog
• doable
• not on this economy

Bro 21572 calories is like a cup of zucchini

I mean, he does look like a manga character.

• Carrots are good for your eyesight

• the [common enemy] did it

• Fats are bad for you

This aes but three of many.

America! They mean kilo calories but just write calories. Pretty weird as a European when you see a whole can of coke with 140 calories and think “daaaayum that’s less than a bite of celery” but that same can has 40g of sugar in it.

I once read a DnD joke where a player complained to the DM

“Let me get this straight. We‘re in a large underwater cave, chasing a massive zombie beaver boss, and every calculation is done by the flip of a coin. What’s the name of this campaign??”

DM checking notes, sweating erm… Harry Rotter and the Chamber of Sea Crits

The wave / die Welle

That experiment got a book and a movie

I‘m at a loss for words

He sneezed and farted at the same time

The screeching steel, roaring loudly as the large metal contraption charges onward, propelling its large body upon the ground, burning a liquid explosive compound as it’s power source. Inside the massive machina, I command it’s every move, turning at my whim and halting it, sending it howling to a stop. Within it’s curved and hammered steel belly lie smaller spawns, all different shapes and sizes, many whom cry out, some in lament and others, horrid excitement. (I used to be one as well)

But wearing them because of one’s own religious reasons and being forced to wear them because you’re committing a crime if you don’t do are two completely different things.

War. It was the war that made the women wear those things.

I…. Love/Hate the fact that a lot of people complained that the ending of the book and the movie differed so much, and only few of those people actually understood the meaning of the book

I mostly see it as an exaggeration rather than satire.

Okay let me get this straight for my own understanding:

In South Park, the Vatikans said “the bible states it’s not forbidden to fuck young boys” and the original Hebrew wording literally states that this is forbidden.

As in: “stoned shall not be the gay, but the one that gropes children”?