OhStopYellingAtMe

I hope the fumes are unpleasant.

“Ya can’t have a Lemon party without old Dick!”

Well then fuck delta.

I think it’s a reference to Depeche Mode’s famous live album & documentary from 1989.

Stop the train and lock it down and hold it ransom. Refuse to release the train’s brakes until they pay $[desired amount].

“The guards switch out the video tapes every night at 1:00am. That’s when we’ll make our move…”.

• every bad heist movie

She’s doing her job. Which is to represent her constituents, vote against his policies, and hinder his agenda.

What else would you have her do?

I tried to engage with a devout trumper about his. They REFUSED to admit that trump was in any way involved with Epstein, despite photographic & video evidence. They ALWAYS furnished some excuse or deflection. Mostly involving Biden “sniffing little girls hair.”

Seriously. These people are deranged. There’s no breaking them from the cult.

She is doing something about it. She’s doing her job. Which is to represent her constituents, vote against his policies, and hinder his agenda.

What else would you have her do?

Oh daaamn!

There is no font size large enough, no billboard big enough, to post the phrase:

WE TOLD YOU SO

If some Iranians want to hunt down and put an end to some vile child molester’s wretched existence, who am I to stand in their way?

Mar-a-Lago was a recruiting ground for the child sex trafficking ring. Not only was he in there, he’s got an employee discount. He was just as complicit as Ghislaine Maxwell, and in a just world he would be in prison right along with her.

Nothin’ mo fine than a pound of mofine.

I once dated a girl for a while but we stopped dating because she was just too BPD for me to handle. The passion & sex were great, but the mood swings, lies, paranoia, etc. were just too much.

We remained friends though for a very long time. Went our separate ways but were always in touch. Eventually she got into drugs & dating real bad dudes, and I tried to get her to get a grip and stop the drugs & ruining her life. She ghosted me. Eventually she responded (or rather her boyfriend did) that she was in a psych ward for rehab. Our friendship resumed when she got out.

A year later she died. I met her family at the funeral, befriended them. One day I mentioned her psych ward stay. Her mom said she was never in a psych ward. She pulled up texts on her phone from the date range when she allegedly was in the ward.

The whole thing was a sham. She told me she was in the psych ward / rehab to get me off her back. The txt from her bf was just her.

I miss my friend dearly, but finding that out broke my heart.

Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?

That’s how I test for gas leaks.

I use discarded cat food tins. Pour the grease into the tin, wait for it to solidify, toss in trash.

“it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”