not what you’re asking for, but it’s worth a little fun goofing around with ‘Perchance’ dungeons and dragons AI.

I got married to a rock.

(it’s not that good otherwise, doesn’t compare to actual people :/)

youre lucky I value your opinion too much to downvote it because CRUNCHY DRINK???!?

“textured drinks”

hang on lemme get some dirt real quick I wanna test something

someone corrected me on spelling “at least” “atleast”
like… alright? (wink wink nudge nudge)

anyways I was in a bad mood and wrote a passive aggressive message I ended up not sending

Words condense over time, it’s not a crime to not type a space.

do you say “goodbye” or “God be with ye”? what about “gossip” or “farewell”?

What about a purpose misspelling being turned to one of the most common words in conversation? “all correct” -> “oll korect” -> “ok”

the worse information I’ve ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into ‘sounding’ (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

since people will probably search for this post later on, if someone you wants something for BOTH purposes the g502x (the lighter version) has been a godsend for me. I LOVE it

I don’t think I’ve ever had it die on me even several years later unlike my Glorious model O which would die like every other day

bit rude innit

yeah so I don’t change my pfp like ever lol

In like 4 years I’ve had 2 pfps, one from when someone drew my (female) Minecraft skin and only changed it when my family got my socials to a drawing of a frog I saw on twitter (I was closeted at the time).

When I came out as trans I changed my pfp BACK to the one of my Minecraft skin and ~10 months later the friend who drew it over 4 YEARS ago finally logged back into the old ass Minecraft server discord and saw I still had it as my pfp.

great timing on this post lol

The researchers propose to measure affect in terms of how easily you get aroused when faced with a sexual stimulus or situation. Likewise, behavior involves the frequency of sexual acts. And finally, cognition has to do with how often you think about sex.

that’s actually really interesting that there’s different categories of sex drives

i was talking about having a dick vs not, specifically because of having to deal with a boner during the day…

Actually this is really good place to share the knowledge I’m too embarrassed to share irl!!

I’m trans (MTF) and it doesn’t really happen randomly the same way it did before hormones. The only time I get an erection is when I try to, and even then sometimes it’s difficult 🥲.

You are essentially required* to masturbate 1 or 2 times a week or else the tissue will disintegrate due to not being used, ‘morning wood’ is what the body does naturally to stop this but on Estrogen it doesn’t happen. Some choose to apply testosterone gel to help in this, but it hasn’t been an issue for me.

Also with decreased labido it’s really easy to forget about it and apparently hurts when you do it again which I’m kinda scared of tbh.

*‘required’ is subjective, but it’s not really reversible and also a working penis is ideal for getting bottom surgery and most people want to have good chances for bottom surgery …also sex too lol

I did that on purpose
(as an example of emotion regulation I wrote out a passive aggressive paragraph of why language changes over time and it’s not a crime to shorten 2 words, before realizing you were probably not being rude with it 😓🥲)

low quality camera: holy shit what is that? is that an alien!!! where is my cow?? the aliens took it!!!

high quality camera: holy shit why is there a hubcap going to space at 999999999mph???

teenagers on TikTok: TODAY WE SRE TAKING THIS COW TO MCDONALD’S!!!

newer version with less pixels and cropped

it’s not exactly the same as a full understanding but my transmasc friends labido in the first year of T was much worse than my first year of E (so far atleast).

The labido of a teenage boy is fucking INTENSE, all they do is think with their dick (well not in my friends case lol). However my emotion regulation is WAYYYY worse than his was, I am a blob of emotionally distraught tears.

neither of us would get off HRT for the world though.

i know you dislike ads but not everything is an ad, sometimes people talk about stuff they enjoy

FUCK

ooo! finally a question I know how to answer.

those my friend, are backslashes. Glad I could help :)

an empty community is better than a nonexistent one :)

even if you don’t post, someone will come along and send something once in a while. like me at !weeviltime@sh.itjust.works

I just got a lotta shit to say.

I think my mastodon bio sums up my online existence pretty well

my old discord in a steamers server has HUNDREDS of my shitposts in there

since it appears you got an answer, I want to ask the opposite. I want to have audio of a book to listen along to where I can just plug in an ebook file and it the little robot in my device starts yappin’

All the websites are either 5000 character limit, paid AI, or Microsoft SoftwareAutomaticMouth (SAM) from the 80s that you can hardly understand (fun to make swear though)