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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Hate to see all the suffering

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Hate to see all the suffering

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    an for fucks sake,when the next sound is a vowel, use an not a!

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      Not a lot of cases where a following sound is an vowel

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      I don’t think they teach grammar anymore.

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        What’s Granma got to do with anything?

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      An couple. :P

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        deleted by creator

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ill kill you. Ill kill you with a single paper towel? A… Building? Some grass?

        Ill need to calm doen enough to think of an object mot currently in my fov that would be like a reasonable threat.

        But mark my words; i will.

        • Schlemmy@lemmy.ml
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          An anvil?

          • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Thank you.

        • ikidd@lemmy.world
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          “That’s it, you’re on the list.”

        • Snoopey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Woah there buddy, don’t have a aneurysm

        • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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          “I will have been found you and I will have killed at you.” - Qui-Gon Jinn, Stars war 1

          • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            …that one’s fine.

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    fuck is that?

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Pretty sure it’s a nose ring.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      It’s when two people are together but their vibes seem to not vibe together. They’re discordant rather than harmonious if you catch my drift

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        As interpreted from a 3rd party?

        Wow. I’d tell them to get fucked.

        • blarghly@lemmy.world
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          Hence the shitpost

    • Croquette@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s you and me being old.

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        No, im old as shit and i got it. Pretty intuitive.

        Edit: look, sone youth slang is fucking impenetrable. Some really isn’t if you know words.

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          I got the meaning of it as well, but I recoiled a bit in my chair when I read the meme.

          • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Yes. Nobody fucking uses a/an properly. I swear to fuck i will declare a holy war upon the youth over this.

            Not that my peers were any better, but i have already decided to hate all of them.

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      It’s a different cultural way of forcing like-valued slaves to mate with each other. Same thing with someone being a 10, or below you, or above you, or worth more because of whatever slave attributes they display.

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        jesse-wtf

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          It’s all slavery, always has been

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            Sure, in a reductive sort of way. Kind of reminds me of native americans who, after being forcibly taken to europe and seeing how the people lived, concluded that no one there was free.

            I think that criticism is still fundamentally true. But at the same time, what we have now is different from slavery. People are no longer legally considered property. Yes, labor is still coerced. But that coercion is now baked into the system, rather than an explicit interpersonal relationship of owed and owner.

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              They were completely right, wdym?

              Colonial people were slaves to their royalty. Oligarchs to this day still use slaves to convert more slaves over - eg bots are mainly slaves, NPR did a Planet Money episode about this. Obviously bots spread slave propaganda to convert people to their side and also accrue blackmail to force them to their side. Many of our celebs and politicians, people like Epstein, fit this exactly. Epstein wasn’t a free man, even if he was an abusive man and a well paid slave. He didn’t even own many of his own properties.

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartolomé_de_las_Casas

              They tried to escape this by going to the Americas, a place for refugees and always has been. Many colonists tried to uprise against their captors and join the Native peoples because Native peoples were generally more democratic (keeping in mind we are talking about multiple continents of different groups of people).

              https://www.ebsco.com/research-starters/history/native-america-white-relations-us-1775-1830

              People are explicitly labeled as slaves per the 13th amendment in the US constitution, and we no longer are given due process due to ICE policies. I think you just don’t know what modern slavery is, which is intentional by our slavers.

              Here are some docs about various forms:

              • Thailand’s Slave Fishermen
              • Maid in Hell: Why Slavery?
              • Slaves of Dubai
              • Slavery by Another Name
              • Dying for Gold
              • Cobalt Red
              • Whore’s Glory
              • Half the Sky
              • Children Underground
              • Link about organ harvesting in kids: https://youtu.be/xrQ-9eODqy0
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    This is using the newgen definition of aura.

    Aura is the sum of many things, but it’s mostly a combination of looks and attitude; meaning if you are “sexy” and “cool”, you have lots of “aura”.

    Basically the image is saying they see a girl who’s a 10 dating a guy who’s a 5.

    Source: I’m absolutely geeked off the yart gng

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      How I feel about this:

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      What if I’m neither sexy nor cool but I bring lots of snacks

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        You can jump up from 5 to 7, even more depending on the snacks.

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          imported snacks!

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            Homemade custom churro

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      the fact that the explanation of the joke has more upvotes than the joke itself is very funny

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      Damn I just realized my jargon is 6 months out of date.

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        They said they’re excited about yogurt.

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          And gangrene

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      Bro deadass level 10 gurtmaxxer frfr

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      Only kind of aura I experience is from migraines.

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      Oh, she is being a fridge and gatekeeping the snacks?

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        Ah hell naw

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      geeked off the gurt penenifer

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      Geeked off… the yart. Mhmm.

      Is that what you would call a high rizz activity?

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      External perception/vibes/first split second impression

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      yo

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        Gurt

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0eWawTdt_w

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      This

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    This post is lit, my fellow kids. 🔥

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      Skibidi aura

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      type shit

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      I’m sorry, but I just don’t jive with the hip lingo that today’s cool cats use.

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        It’s, like, they think they’re tubular but they’re really posers.

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      Bet

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    I would like to request a translation

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      Basically, they saw a couple where one of the people had high energy and the other person had low energy.

      My kibitz is that in electronics, sometimes, rather than grounding to 0 volts, you will ground to something like -12 volts, which makes the actual 12 volts on the other side seem like 24 volts inside of the circuit.

      Or consider the cheerleader effect, where when you place a bunch of women in a group together, and dress them in a way that they look similar, and then evaluate them, as a whole, the average attractiveness score will be higher than each of the individuals.

      So all I’m saying is, is that the person who seemed like they had high aura in that couple might have been profiting off of the evident disparity between them and the low aura side, and if you took the high aura person out of the relationship they might just have ordinary aura.

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        using voltage to try to explain what aura is is SO funny to me

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        Witchcraft, how do you make negative voltage?

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          Depends on relative to what.

          Connected to the wall: it’s AC (alternating current). half the wave is already negative. You can rectify it backwards, apparently. Or, you can use a split phase transformer.

          Connected to a really big battery: big inverter just swaps the leads on the battery really fast.

          Hold in your hand: negative charge pump. Magic & momentum.

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          You suck on the electricity REALLY hard. That makes an electrical vacuum. You can try it right now. Put your mouth on the charging port of your phone, and suck really hard. Now the difference in electrical levels will make your screen brighter while you suck.

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          It is dark magic but from what I understand it’s *done by placing a portion of the circuit behind the power supply, so that it’s both pushing 12 volts and pulling 12 volts.

          I don’t think that that is enough of an understanding to replicate the phenomenon, but if you were designing such a circuit with a gun to your head and no know how, it might be enough for you to figure it out and save your own life.

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          Easy, you just subtract a higher voltage from a lower voltage. Thats just maths.

          Alternatively, just swap the red and black probes on your multimeter, and now your positive voltage is negative.

          Or, just twist that knob on your oscope.

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        Can it work the other way too? Like an excessively high energy person makes a normal energy person seem less so?

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      Duckduckgo hallucinated this for me

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        Thank you, I will now internalize this for future silly misuse

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          I hope you do

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    Even if it’s total BS … wtf is an “aura-gap” relationship??

    Is it a relationship where they basically ignore each other or something?

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      I believe it’s like an air gap in a network. Both parties keep their distance and wear impenetrable chastity devices.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    *an aura-gap

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    The limits to one’s language are the limits to one’s world. 🙃

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