Maybe his last name is Park

I thought I ate the onion on this one

Kids being kids reminded me of Onfim, the boy from medieval Novgorod who drew himself slaying dragons instead of learning his letters

Oh god, I’m at the airport right now. Don’t let it be me.

And it took a bunch of labor strikes with brutal crack downs on them to even get it down to 40 hours.

It’d be more accurate to say they share the same origin. Swedish and English are both part of the Germanic language family.