Obvious solution is to not only return that one, but then go to a different brand of store, buy a bunch, then return them the next day. Repeat for each kind of store you can reach that sells them.

… More like 2.5*10^728 grams. Which would be like taking the number of particles in the (observable*) universe, making a new universe for each one, then taking the number of particles in all those universes and making a universe for each one… 9 levels deep. That many grams.

(*Every time I say universe I mean observable)

Edit: Oops, I forgot it’s 20 years, not just one. I think that’s Multiply both the 728 and the 9 by 20.

Yeah, got better numbers from a better calculator:

1.8e14665 grams
That’s 183 levels of universes of universes.

That’s fake of course. Original:

The Dreaming

…And then they built the super collider.

Thank you, you’ve been a great audience.

how woke has almost become a seal of approval at this point

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Woke basically means having empathy. More specifically I’d say it’s trying to make things less unfair for groups that aren’t treated fairly.

No wonder the conservatives treat it like an insult.

Personally I’d like to see no sales taxes (at any level of government) on anything intended to be ingested, injected, or otherwise absorbed by a body (not limited to human!) - in other words food and medicine, including for pets, in any of the states that have sales taxes.

(I’d be ok with an exception (left taxable) for recreational drugs such as cigarettes and alcohol, but that’s debatable too.)

Well yeah, he’s not John Cena.

What about the swamp, island, and mountain bison?

In the pantry where the cereal box goes.

I honestly don’t know if this is hand written or not, and that makes it even funnier.

Ah. Makes sense, thanks!

… I still don’t know

Oh, I see it now. That makes sense.

Why are there gaps on either side of the upper-right square? Seems like shoving those closed (like the OP image) would allow a little more twist on the center squares.

Well, I had over 800 in the library and an unknown number in the wishlist… Then I saw that a bunch in the wishlist were on sale and now it’s probably closer to 900 in the library than 800.

I mostly play Android games on my phone and tablet.

Then it would be even spookier!