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So you didn’t get a toy? That’s fucked up.

Personally complain to the it crew and you get that look.

Honda Doomster

Are Costco nukes any good? Asking for a friend.

Oh, c’mon. Half of the country still obsesses and mourns those few years a black guy was the president, even though he did an ok job.

Grandad plays GTA irl and you just complain.

Ok. Do they also have suspenders with that print?

Only if you ejaculate between.

Very understandable.

So, we are a bit trollish today. I’ll match the mood.

In your basic euro socket the safety latches don’t open unless you poke both holes at the same time.

If you cut two middle spikes of a fork and manage to shove it in the socket, you’ll just short the phase to the neutral and blow a fuse. You’ll be part of a partial circuit and feel it, but most of the current will favor the direct “fork connection”.

If you are in the United States of Dumbfuckistan and only have 120Vac in the socket, considering surface area of contact to the fork, you’ll probably only get little over 20mA running through you. It’ll take a long time to get a respiratory arrest. You’ll probably get bored and detach yourself by leaning back. Heart complications may still follow.

凸(｀⌒´メ)凸

• Bend over
• Relax
• Don’t say “Ahh” or “Uhh”. If you must vocalize, “hnngth” is acceptable.

…and you are just gonna fail at that and blow a fuse.

You forgot:

Has been attributed with many characteristics from old pagan gods, just for churches propaganda reasons.

Has been attributed with many silly characteristics from modern entertainment medias.

Does not really want your filthy discarded souls that were on their way to oblivion. Now those whiny bitches are blown in to his back yard and keep complaining about the ambient temperature.

In my experience, it’s either anime characters and flashing lights/colors or some streamer screaming his head off. Both equally nonsensical.

Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.

I’m dyslexic. Somebody tell me what the fuck am I trying to read?

You mean now?

https://mythresults.com/mailbag-special

Shame. She did still do the “girls don’t pass gas”.

Or useless old people will be turned in to a soylent green to feed the working meat slaves.