No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.
Offers of reciprocation also don’t earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.
Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅
Can you elaborate? I don’t see why these wouldn’t work
- Bend over
- Relax
- Don’t say “Ahh” or “Uhh”. If you must vocalize, “hnngth” is acceptable.
what about “Hummmmmph” followed by “Heeheee” ?
Only if you ejaculate between.
“BULLSEYE!”
“Great shot kid, that was one in a million!”
Hopefully it’s “negative”
Push back on the doctors fingers and send flowers after…
If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.
Practice, practice, practice.
I once leaked
Did they plug the leak?
Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START
Once your finger is inside
fist
Doctor, I don’t feel a ring on that finger
“YEEEEESSSSS!!!”
Chili is the only preparation you need.
Practice to clench so hard that the doctor’s finger gets stuck. They never expect that.
The best way to go is a some “a”, a few “o”, a long string of “m”, and write “oh yeah” in the last question.
When the doctor says “how did it feel” just say “a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick”
Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.
