Of course Kash “Epstein totally killed himself, trust me bro” Patel signed off on hunting down democrats

bites the tip

Aren’t there like little harmless worms in strawberries? I definitely have eaten like thousands of those worms.

Bye bitch

This is the policy of “America first”

Skills

Marriage, homeownership, baby. No big deal.

Why doesn’t America just set up a mercenary program like the Gaza humanitarian fund to assist with Ukraine?

I got all the games. Thank you!

Not that I want them to pass this legislation, but why does Congress get to take the month of August off and the average American doesn’t?

“I didn’t shoot a baby, I neutralized a threat!” - the IDF

Gee whiz

The billionaires

I got a Rx for zepbound and lost a bunch of weight.

That would annoy me and I’d spend too much time looking at it and thinking about it. I can’t live under those conditions.

My coworker’s commute is almost an hour on the train, so she can read a new book every week! My commute is only 5 minutes on the train, so I just listen to one or two songs. I wish I could read as many books as she does.

Have you tried fent?

NyQuil is dark green

I like chick fil a’s macaroni but their chicken is too soft for me.