Word of warning, clicking “Claim” on any of these games claims them all. I clicked claim on Postal 2 and got a warning message that I never thought to read, but now I have “Lust Theory” and other timeless classics in my GoG library.
Just wanted to put this out there.
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man i don’t even care. I claimed them all, i’m almost definitely never going to play any of these games, but i think its pretty cool what gog is doing here.
My profile is private anyway so it doesn’t matter lol
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The exact list of games is as follows:
- POSTAL 2
- Agony + Agony UNRATED
- Leap of Love
- Being a DIK – Season 1
- Leap of Faith
- House Party
- HuniePop
- Lust Theory
- Treasure of Nadia
- Summer’s Gone – Season 1
- Fetish Locator Week One
- Sapphire Safari
I legit thought this was a joke at first. They really said here have all these porn games. Not that I ever paid for them anyways, or played them even …
You should: Being a DIK is a masterpiece. The erotic content is really just one aspect of a topnotch visual novel. Great story arcs. DrPinkCake absolutely knows their stuff!
visual novel
Ehhhhhhhhh
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Postal 2?
Is that weird? I only copy pasted this from the article.
Haha it’s a little weird! Postal 2 isn’t a porn game, but is ultraviolent and has been generating controversy for 20 years!
Still got it, Postal Guy
Free marketing for Running with Scissors.
I used to live in Tucson, I knew a couple guys at Running with Scissors and yeah this doesn’t surprise me. Dudes are pros at getting their names out there free of charge. When there’s any sort of controversy of even the slightest thing in the games industry they WILL try and slap Postal on it. it works. they’ve been around for like 30 years now and have made like what? 4 postal games? and then remastered the others a few times that they had other devs work on. Completely independent too. They’re not a huge company but everyone that works for them has been comfortable without much effort for some time now.
That is kind of amazing! Good for them for playing that hand well!
Maybe giving away the old game is their way of advertising for the remake of postal 2
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/postal2redux/postal-2-redux
fuck… I missed the giveaway. 🙁
It’s still up, you have to go to a different website. As of writing this you still have 12 hours
https://items.gog.com/freedomtobuy/index.html
People have said depending on where you live you might need a VPN to access it and I was getting errors when trying to claim it so I found a reddit thread with a “fix”
Have the site open and be logged in then click this: https://www.gog.com/cart/add/1486951595
Then go back to your cart and refresh if you need to.
I am the gayest gay who ever was a gay. And I apparently own these things now. In solidarity with the goons! Freedom!
Nice 😆 thx
I am the gayest gay who ever was a gay.
I feel like this is going to be a trivia question.
“Who was the gayest gay who ever was a gay?”
“JohnVanDenver?”
“No, I’m sorry, the answer is JimVanDeventer.”
Someone called out the name “Archie” and I turned around to see who wanted my attention. Call me whatever you want; it apparently doesn’t matter.
This is disgusting. Can someone please tell me what game this is…so I can avoid it?
You can claim them here
Now download them before they have GOG do age verification. The EU overwhelmingly voted to implement it on platforms that offer content not suitable for children.
Add the bundle directly to your card: https://www.gog.com/cart/add/1486951595
Thank you. Claiming always resulted in an error, but adding it directly to the cart worked out.
Of the list, I would say Lust Theory is worth a look.
You are groundhogs daying through high school/college trying to bang every single woman in your life. Animations are… sufficient and I do kind of like that any of the more fucked up stuff is almost always followed up with “and then you were kicked so hard in the balls you died” although it would be nice if they weren’t critical path for progression. And it is pretty hilarious that the game lets you define your relationship to the various ladies you live with… but it is still pretty clearly coded for incest of some form which leads to hilarity like “It is so morally wrong that you are having sex with your Live In Janitor”… which I guess would actually be really morally wrong…
But yeah. Mostly the bundle is the bottom of the barrel. Or stuff that has been around so long it is mostly just a meme for how bad porn games are (house party).
thanks for the Free Postal 2 GOG
I tried it for an hour before I gave up. The cringe was too hard for me to get past.
agreed but for me i kinda didnt like the racism things,i am not easily offended, i gave up on the game after the religious joke.
atleast i “Tried” Postal 2 and didnt buy it
I haven’t played a porn game since I was a teen in highschool. 20-odd years ago. Now I own a whole mess of the things.
Most of them still trash
Except for that one scene 💦
Being a DIK is definitely worth playing.
Watching the Game Grumps do House Party is also pretty damn funny but playing the actual game is…less.
The grumps are also featured in the game now.
So, there’s this game still on Steam called Slaves of Rome that is the definition of non-consentual NSFW games, and it’s also an open-world action RPG, so the format is very accessible and also not badly done for an indie. So, it has me very confused why it was spared.
Anything that praises the holy Roman empire gets an automatic pass.
Voltaire just got banned from Steam.
The vegan vampire? I can still see and buy it.
… How is that the name of an actual game?
Just in case, no, that was a joke about Voltaire, the philosopher.
The phrase “Holy Roman Empire” is most commonly used for the German empire that went from Charlemagne to 1800-ish (long after the fall of the “other” Roman Empire). Voltaire criticized the HRE of his time calling it “neither holy, nor Roman or an empire”.
This quote is kind of a meme among Crusader Kings players for example because HRE is kind of a pain in these games.
In the wide world of indies, no name is too weird to use.
I did think of Voltaire the person, but I wasn’t aware of the Crusader Kings connection.
Let’s not speak of it before it gets swept up
Eh… I am not gonna protect games fundamentally about raping people. And would ask that you maybe not associate that with smut and art games.
Good trash or bad trash?
Based GOG
Nice, a reason for me to log into gog
Quick add: https://www.gog.com/cart/add/1486951595
That worked. But using the https://freedomtobuy.games/ links kept giving me “something went wrong”. So ^ this link is the way to do it.
Plot twist - what Collective Shout wanted all along was to get these specific games for free (and more importantly - without official transactions to prove they’ve bought them)
Is Sapphire Safari… a furry porn version of pokemon snap??? I’m going to try it for shits and giggles because I adore pokemon snap. Wish me luck.
Please report back your findings trooper 🫡
Just getting around to trying it now. Will update with further info.
Very first impressions:
Yep, its sexo pokemon snap! If you’re into furry or pokephilia, and enjoy photography, this’ll probably be a fun time. It seems like it is more anthro focused though, not that I’d be a good judge of any of this or anything. >_>;
Right off the bat, the walking animation is very janky, but otherwise it seems surprisingly polished. The tutorial is a bit info dumpy, but it’s not that overwhelming.
Just starting actual gameplay now.
Edit 1: Managed to soft lock myself on the very first quest. Got stuck in a tent flap. Lol. Fixed with a reload.
Edit 2: Now I can’t find this expedition log for the 2nd part of the first quest. This does not bode well. I swear I should work in QA, as I can’t find anyone who’s had this problem.
I’m giving up for tonight. It kinda feels like nobody play tested this.
Great catch! Thanks for sharing! As if I needed any more reason to respect GOG more than I already do. GOG always have been the OG GigaChads of online game merchants.
I got all the games. Thank you!
