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minus-squareFrezik@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·27 days agoAlso, if you forget someone’s name, call them Muhammad. It’s the most common name, and therefore, you’re most likely going to be correct.
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·27 days agoThis is on the same level as “everyone has one breast and one testicle on average”.
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·27 days agoMost people have an above-average number of arms.
minus-squareEq0@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·27 days agoSo so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death
minus-squareryedaft@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·26 days agoYeah, I think the joke originally is to call someone with an unknown name Muhammed Kim because Muhammed is the most common first name and Kim is the most common family name.
minus-squarecute_noker@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·27 days agoThanks for the advice, Muhammad.
Also, if you forget someone’s name, call them Muhammad. It’s the most common name, and therefore, you’re most likely going to be correct.
This is on the same level as “everyone has one breast and one testicle on average”.
Most people have an above-average number of arms.
So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death
Yeah, I think the joke originally is to call someone with an unknown name Muhammed Kim because Muhammed is the most common first name and Kim is the most common family name.
Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.