Giovanni Espresso
Kimchi Chong
Paddy McCarbombing
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
I’m your average white american so Teddy Gunsight
At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain’t half bad 😎
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
“Sir” is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.
Thank you. That kicked out “My Shirona” whenever I read the name.
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?
Frenchy McPistols
Cause I’m American but my ancestors are from France
But I’m trans so I’m sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus
There wouldn’t be a dick joke. You’d be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you’d be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness. Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she’s willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.
Yeah, why do the brits equate fat with evil so damn much?
Asian Invasion.
Whitey McCracker
Fun game. Hmm. Poutine van der Windmill.
Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English. Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.
Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.
Really? I don’t know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don’t; I’ve never met a Dutch person I didn’t like.
Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.
Billy the who now?
The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It’s more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.
The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See “going Dutch” “Dutch courage” “Dutch treat” “Dutch uncle”. :)
I’m mostly teasing. It’s more funny than serious.
Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don’t have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I’ve never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren’t French!
Amen. About the only thing that unites Quebec with the rest of Canada is a mutual distaste for the French.
sorry but that has to be Win der Mill
Have to capture the Dutch-Canadian.
Pasta Italianman
Or Italia Pastaman
Maybe Peppino Mafiera
Peppino Mafiera
In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford
Ching Chong
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
User name does not check out.
It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit…
Or, you know some other gay shit
Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?
Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What’s your point?
You know what my point is, but since you’re pretending, I’ll pretend too: gay isn’t a pejorative.
Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”
Vladimir Vodkovich
Zulu Safari
Hirohito Kawasaki
Panda Li Chien
Fernandez Fiesta
This guy collecting ethnicities like it’s bingo.
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
