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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

bank circuit water

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bank circuit water

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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  • razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de
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    …put it in an IV bag and mainline that shit instead!

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    they didn’t pay the withdrawal fee for the mouse water

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Is it just me or does that display show the taskbar from XP?

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      Too blurry. But it doesn’t look like it, it is too thick and not enough contrast between the start button and the rest for this to be Luna.

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        Yeah those monitors are not runnning windows. When the nurse connects an oxygen saturation meter it works instantly, it’s not like plugging in a USB device and then starting an app. It’s medical hardware with it’s own… firmware, I guess?

        Source have spent quite a lot of time staring at these things. Perhaps not the exact same but

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      It is.

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        heartbeat stops

        xp shutdown sound plays

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    Why are there so many mastercard ads on lemmy lately?

    Someone needs to go prune the astroturf.

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      Mastercard (as only one) does not want vendors like Steam and Itch to sell explicit 18+ content. This lead to them removing an imperial ton of these games, which in turn made a lot of horny gamers very angry (hangry? horngry? lol)

      Long story short: very controversial

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        Also removed a lot of queer content from itch.io

        So, even those of us who arent horny.

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    Are Americans even human? They seem like South Park characters.

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      While you raise a valid question, this is 100% a joke.

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        Who would even consider drinking the forbidden mouse juice?! That’s just ridiculous! * Rolling my eyes and thinking about the Tide Pod challenge in European *

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          Tide Pod? The notoriously American brand? And notoriously American trend? 🤔

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          Professional Influencers will gouge out an eyeball on stream if it guarantees them enough views.

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