Bullshit.
Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.
He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.
Avocados.
Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~
Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
Just stuff him like a chicken.What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?
Lemon & Thyme Roasted Chicken looks nice. Not sure how Jeff will apply to that recipe, maybe his meat is to old and it’s only for coq au vin.
Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That’s the kind of dedication needed, most people aren’t cut out for it.
Silicon Valley turtleneck was just the Mao Suit of its era.
Dude didn’t even shower to save on water bills.
He didn’t even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.
/uj I’m not even making this shit up, he tried to beat his cancer with regulating his diet to include various fruits and vegetables and ended up using his private jet to jump ques on multiple organ donations , because , get this, YOU CAN’T BEAT CANCER BY EATING MORE FUCKING FRUIT.
I hate his guts, but his passing was a little bit therapeutic for me.
I wonder just how much money he would have donated to fascists by now. Rest in peace, micromanaging megalomaniac monster.
Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.
Good news, at this rate it will only take you 3178666666.66667 haircuts to be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
Jesus christ.
Are you a woman and is that USD?
The most I’ve ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year
Yes, a woman, and yes USD. That’s the no-frills salon price for a trim for my hair which is “long/thick (curly)”. The more expensive places range into the $200s.
I guess you can’t go with my solution. Hell, if it gets any longer, I may actually need a haircut, but I haven’t had one in 5 years.
I’m a guy; nobody cares about my hair.
Probably not as good as being bald, but you’ll probably save at least a few billion.
I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho …
No, no, see this is why you will never make it.
You gotta be bald
I shaved my head and now I have billions… Of cells in my body
And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress
Lol. Bold ass mf
Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels
Bold faced lies.
Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.
Makes sense, especially in this economy
Who will go down in history as one of the best traders of all time.
don’t fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors
i spend €8 a year on razors, how many barber visits is that?
what do you use?
Buy a DE safety razor. The initial razor isn’t as cheap as some other options but blades are dirt cheap. The standard recommendation for a safety razor is the Merkur 34C, though I’ve never used it. I’m currently using the Henson AL13 and it’s fantastic, plus it’s made in Canada which was the main selling point for me. My wife loves the AL13 too, she has super sensitive skin plus a lot of skin issues and she hasn’t had any problems shaving with it, where she would normally have burning and itching for days. It’s not on the cheaper end but also not luxury prices either.
That’s what I have. I just get irritation using it, likely a skill issue, but I do have sensitive skin.
While it’s possible you just need cosmetics for sensitive skin here are some things you can keep in mind.
You don’t need to use force when shaving. It can just from its weight. I found myself subconsciously using force from my time with a 5 blade Razer.
I also clean the Razer after each use. I remove the blade and clean the blade and parts with soapy water. (Mainly because I have OCD over things being clean, but it definitely helps with pimples cause from old skin oils being on the blade and Razer guard).
I love my Henson also.
I’m super lazy and don’t use shaving cream or oil. But I can easily shave after showering with just water.
I had a one blade, and it worked great if you did the whole nine yards, but it sucked if you dont use shaving cream.
The Henson works better with less effort than even a 5 blade imo
safety razor, i buy a hundred pack of blades every year
Don’t believe this guy, he is a barber!!!
Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.
Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?
What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.
Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.
Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
It’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.
Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.
It’s the baby blood. How much are you consuming?
#2 clipper and I do it myself. I try as best I can to chop away the gorilla fur from my neck to my shoulders with the beard attachment of my razor. ta dah.
Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.
