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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists […]
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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works
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    The onion coming in hot

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Caramelized.

    • frog@feddit.uk
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      Can’t wait for all the reports that they are a failing company looking for attention.

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    Democratic strategists were reportedly looking for new ways to appeal to the essential pedophile voting bloc to avoid a disastrous midterm election.

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    If you support Donald Trump… you are a disgusting human.

    • regedit@lemmy.zip
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      And that was BEFORE all the Epstein stuff!

      • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Before the 1980s-90s? Yeah, probably.

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    Finally someone that represents them

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    Remember when fucking am intern could get you impeached? Not even fucking kids gets a investigation. I know Bill is in the files too but that wasn’t want he got in trouble for. Yes I know the impeachment was for lying under oath but wtf, Trump fucked kids!

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      He fucked them in public view. A crime in broad daylight.

      When you’re rich, they let you do it.

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    Shouldn’t this be on “not the onion”?

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    Naturally.

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    I have never seen such upvote:downvote ratio this strong. Which is amazing!

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    Why does it look like he’s got a soul patch there? Lol I didn’t think his face could get more punchable. 🤣

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    I thought these aren’t supposed to be real

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    Poll the sex offender list! 99% Trump

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      Felons of a feather flock together

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    Aka republicans.

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