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Not for long
Imagine being scooped up by that thing, never even likely knowing previously what being that high up in the air meant. Being in awe of what you are seeing as you are carried to your doom, only to be horrifically and painfully eaten alive.
And that’s if the bird doesnt fuck you on the way. Which… Just look.
…or to be thrown down.
Depending on how high the bird is, there’s a good chance a small critter like this would survive.
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. Funny story actually. It all started…
cut to small rodent slapping an alarm clock and burying itself in bedsheets
And this is how I met your mother
Why is that bird so fucking dirty?
Nature.
Because he’s carrying a rat?
Oh thats more than carrying.
/c/pegging
I hate this trope
take it up with Odysseus
The funny thing is, it’s not a trope that was ever actually used unironically. Stopping to narrate is a thing, record scratches are a thing, but they were never used in that specific combination until it was used to make fun of it.
I generally mean this freeze frame “Yes, this is me. You probably wondered how I got in this situation…”
I literally only know that trope from “What’s with Andy?”
It all started as any other summer starts…you’re a new born rat and suddenly Huss’s! Up in the air.
“Yup, I am in danger”
Baba O’Riley plays
