I hate this so much. Let me send it to everyone I know.
the worse information I’ve ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into ‘sounding’ (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell
It would’ve cost you nothing to keep this to yourself. Sometimes ignorance is bliss, y’know?
Learning two things in one sentence. Wow. Thank you for your input.
It’s different if you’re circumcised too. :)
Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!
“What kind of community you think this is?! Turn around and squat!”
Yeah I doubt this guy could really bear down and poop at all in this position!
Gotta twist the legs the other way for that
Photoshop in a piss stream exploding through his pants.
If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you’re good to go.
Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don’t have access to a hospital.
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Who the hell has access to a large centrifuge but not a hospital???
After a taste test I’ve concluded that my pee is strong enough.
Harder, better, faster, stronger. Become a personal piss pressure washer today.
That tile grout ain’t gonna clean itself.
Fuck, now i can’t get up🫢
Since i’ve tried this. My pee can’t get stronger or i will break walls.
I need to know, now. Does it work? Does it hurt?
It totally works. Yoga has a pose called camel that is the unsupported version of this. You are essentially up on your knees but bending back so your hands can reach your heels. It strengthens a lot of the small muscles needed for continence.
It’s a difficult pose, yes. It shouldn’t hurt if done correctly. There are supported and modified versions such as our fellow here is doing that have similar benefits.
Omg ok I get it! It’s to strengthen the muscles in the zone to then be able to pee harder. Omg I was expecting the guy to pee in this position, I’m so dumb
I did that, now I don’t need a powerwasher.
Ya sure. I would snap.
Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.
