I like that Pagani exists, I like the cars they make, I have 0 desire to own one.

Theres enough vanilla AF mid sized soft roaders.

Or “Who the fuck asked you cunt?” If you’re feeling spicy.

But fuck they had cool outfits.

I think all Nazi memorabilia should be burned, except for those sweet Hugo Boss long coats the SS got.

Thats one of those cases of “Fuck I hate that band except that one song”

Like Burn it to the Ground by Nickelback.

If you take my rawkit lawnchair you cant have any pizza rolls.

I have all of those mini retro consoles and a very cheap projector onto an unprepped wall (mimics crt blur pretty well) and sometimes Ill play metal slug on a 3 meter screen for a few hours and teenage me thinks thats badass.

Serious answer?

I have an app on my phone that allows me to control my pellet grill as long as it and my phone have an internet connection.

Doing a 12 hr smoke, I can leave the house and monitor it while I go shopping, change the temps if its not acting right. I can set temperature alerts and then go around the house and my phone goes off when the meat hits a certain internal temp. Its really really handy.

Bacon grease chocolate chip cookies…

I shit you not.

I have had this happen once. Cold jar, didnt let the grease cool enough… was my bad. Same as if you’re going to put it into a metal can while its still really hot, make sure the can isnt sitting on something that will melt.

I think the best advice is “Dont pour the grease while its still hot enough to burn you”

Wherw would “Cable tied it to the doorhandle of a car parked like an asshole.” Sit?

Why cant a guy just really like blowjobs and not be fussy. Always with the labels.

Im sorry if its misogynistic but I dont really want a woman nobody else wants to fuck.

Like… if the consensus is “Naaaaaah” theres probably a really good reason.

I’m sure this may work in maybe 1% of circumstances of super fit, tall, jacked, stupidly tough, experienced martial arts experts vs an “Average bear”

Like the theory is sound, you could conceivably choke out a bear but it would be a motherfucking wild ride IF you can get into place to do it.