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cheese_greater@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

What makes a fart dry vs wet?

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What makes a fart dry vs wet?

cheese_greater@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world
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    Moisture

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Wetness.

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    Poop

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    So, behind your anus, there is your rectum, it’s a chamber that is usually empty, only if the colon is too full or shortly before you defecate does it get filled with stool.

    Normal farts are gas coming from your colon and filling your rectum like a balloon, when you fart all that pressure is released and because the rectum is usually empty, only gas escapes.

    But when you do have stool in your rectum… for example because your colon is overflowing into it or because the consistency of your stool is too fluid to be held back from the rectum, then that depressurization will push out with it the other content of your ass, straight into your underpants.

    This is btw. how anal-sex is usually cleaner than people imagine it to be, because the rectum is (usually) empty and (mostly) clean.

    Still… wash your hands/dick/toy before touching anyone, anything or anywhere else. Generally be hygienic guys.

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      What about when its not like poop-poop but like the clear butt juice? (Sorry I don’t know how to word this but this is a serious question)

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      So when we get the feeling of needing to poop, is that the rectum filling up or something else?

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        Yes, the need to defecate is (mostly) governed by the rectal walls stretching.

        • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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          Fun fact 1: On the ISS people get constipated a lot because without gravity the time-to-poop receptors don’t get tickled enough and when they finally do it’s too late for it to come out easily so again without the help of gravity they have to resort to rooting around in there to remove the dookie pebbles manually. There are gloves provided to astronauts for that specific purpose.

          Fun fact 2: This act is much easier to perform for women because they can use the glove from the front. Also no prostate in the way.

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            That why you need to bring your poop knife with you to space.

            • jam12705@lemmy.world
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              Never leave home without it

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            This is one of those things that must have been an absolute shit thing to discover the first time. Sure now we are ready and can prepare. But having to diagnose and improvise a solution would not be pleasant.

            • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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              absolute shit thing

              Well, yeah, I think that’s been established.

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            TIL

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    Distance from a toilet. Further you are away, the wetter it’s likely to be tending towards diarrhoea.

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    The swamp ass factor (saf) as well as the % forecast on diarrhea.

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    Moisture?

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      • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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        MerMAN!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      And lack of it.

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    A wet fart is a slightly more polite way to say shit yourself.

    Basically if there is poo in your undies after a fart it was a wet day.

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    All farts are dry. If it’s wet, it’s known as a shart.
    As in a shit you thought was a fart. Shart

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    Where a I live when we hear a fart like that we say “salió con caldito”.

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      “It came with a little broth”?

      I love it.

      De donde eres?

      • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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        Sonora 🦌

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      Where I live it’s a “pet-sauce”

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    It’s a delicate balance of semen content, obviously.

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    poop

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    Shit. The answer is shit.

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    The accent of course!

    Just kidding, it’s poo-poo.

  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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    Diet plays a role

    Most people don’t get enough fiber, I put ground flax seed in yogurt and try to up my fruit intake.

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