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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

I can fix her

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I can fix her

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org
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    13 days ago

    Don’t bother. She’s already perfect.

  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Crazy?

    • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      I was crazy once.

      • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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        They locked me in a room.

        • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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          A rubber room!

          • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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            A rubber room with rats!

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              Rats make me crazy!

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                13 days ago

                Crazy?

                • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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                  13 days ago

                  I was crazy once.

  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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    13 days ago

    No, she definitely ghosted me :(

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      They always come back around when you truly don’t give a fuck, so try to get there ASAP. It’s a win-win, in this context.

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        You severely underestimate how big of a loser I am. I appreciate that!

  • Saint_La_Croix_Crosse@midwest.social
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    12 days ago

    This is literally me with an ex-girlfriend.

  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    There are enough for everyone: https://cagedladies.com/

    A lot of normal women who got into trouble, but also some crazy ones.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        12 days ago

        Dude I fucking hate that movie. I’m in the (personal, not global. I know we’re all in the global bad universe) bad universe and I do not like thinking about the good one

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      13 days ago

      Considering the US penal system, I’d risk many are in for ridiculous things.

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        Definitely. But a while ago, when I first saw this site in a post, I found one young woman who had in her bio that she was very submissive and looking for a daddy. When I looked her up, I found out that she was doing 8 years or so for sexually abusing a 12 year old girl. That’s what I mean when I say that there are some crazy-ass bitches on that site.

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          Yikes! That’s a stopper.

    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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      Many years ago I responded to one of these inmate pen-pal things. I did it because Susan Smith, the woman who pushed her car into a lake with her small kids in it, was one of the people on the pen-pal list. I wrote a letter, but got a boiler plate response from the prison about her no longer being on the pen-pal project due to an over whelming response.

      I remember the profile she had though, discussing how she loved rainbows, and mini mouse

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    12 days ago

    me when i was on duolicious

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    Lol, this literally happened to me once.

    Long story short, a girl I knew but always figured was way out of my league expressed interest in me. We quickly started dating, I thought I was the luckiest guy in the world. A few weeks go by and she just ghosts me. Nothing for weeks, I was going nuts. Finally I get a message from her, she had checked herself into the psych ward, and wound up hooking up with one of the staff while she was there.

    Dodged a real one there…

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      Hooking up with one of the staff? Yikes

      I don’t deny that you may have dodged a bullet, but I feel like the staff of a psych ward hooking up with patients is hella fucked up. Even if both people are adults, I think consent in that context is pretty dubious.

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        wholeheartedly agree. I was but 19 years old though and less wise in the ways of the world. I occasionally try to look her up but have had no luck, I really hope she turned out ok. Been decades though.

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        From what I heard its super common for psych ward staff to be doing patients. And yeah it can’t be very helpful in their situation…

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    She’s probably going to need a good lay after that one.

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      As if she didn’t get laid in the psych ward.

      • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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        There’s not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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          Some women do things together in their rooms between check-ins though.

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          In my experience the patient’s desire is not a factor.

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        Orderlies don’t count. It’s like being on vacation.

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    Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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      Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs footjobs.

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      Men love BPD chicks because we’ll be obsessed with them and could suck the paint off a trailer hitch but they act all shocked when they realize they need Steve Irwin level animal handling skill to not get their face chewed off and that they might just get speared to death anyway. My guy, do you want to live life on the edge or not?

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        live on the edge? like edging? the sigma male grindset reference?!?!

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          living on the edge, a place you can easily fall to your death, but it is exhilarating to be there

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        Oh, yeah definitely. My first love had BDP and I’m still riding scars from those 5 years. Best head tho.

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    As someone currently being ghosted, improvement yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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    I got phone time when I was in the psychiatric hospital…

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      I didn’t :(

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        I’m sorry -_-

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          Hi, sorry -_- , I’m dad.

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            It’s Apsalar now

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      Yeah, I just had my phone the whole time. It turns out that completely cutting people off from their support network doesn’t promote mental wellbeing.

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    Psych ward is always best enjoyed together. Good for You.

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    Started dating a girl with bpd and have never been so excited yet so confused, my life is fucked now i think but she’s super hot so whatever

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      Convince her to go to DBT if she hasn’t yet, it makes a hell of a difference

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      She just called me to say she loves me then she called me an asshole and hung up

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        thanks for the update

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        Time to put a ring on it

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          If she’s 27 do u think it’s possible she outgrows this lol

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    Where are they going?

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      Well, breakfast is at 9.
      Then maybe a group.
      Then to the tables for lunch.
      Hopefully atleast another group, or the rest of the days going to be crazy boring.

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    I once dated a girl for a while but we stopped dating because she was just too BPD for me to handle. The passion & sex were great, but the mood swings, lies, paranoia, etc. were just too much.

    We remained friends though for a very long time. Went our separate ways but were always in touch. Eventually she got into drugs & dating real bad dudes, and I tried to get her to get a grip and stop the drugs & ruining her life. She ghosted me. Eventually she responded (or rather her boyfriend did) that she was in a psych ward for rehab. Our friendship resumed when she got out.

    A year later she died. I met her family at the funeral, befriended them. One day I mentioned her psych ward stay. Her mom said she was never in a psych ward. She pulled up texts on her phone from the date range when she allegedly was in the ward.

    The whole thing was a sham. She told me she was in the psych ward / rehab to get me off her back. The txt from her bf was just her.

    I miss my friend dearly, but finding that out broke my heart.

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      I’m sorry she couldn’t accept your help. You have to forgive yourself. Some people cannot be saved.

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